Where is Grommit When I Need Him?

As a chemist, I am naturally drawn to employing various toxic chemicals and explosives to control pests. My initial instinct, when faced with a rodent infestation is to wrap the garden with razor-wire and to place rabbit-scale claymore mines and arsenic laced carrots in pre-determined kill zones. Probably a bit excessive, and I am sure the negihboors will not enjoy the sound of explosions in the middle of the night, so I will turn to Organic Pest Control, for some environmentally friendly methods to combat floppy, and his pals. The Judester acquired it for me at Auntie's Bookstore in the Spokanistan. Of course, she is the woman who used to neturalize slugs by placing an empty tuna-fish can, flush with the soil, and filling it half-way with cheap beer. My brother and I would wake up in the morning and go tearing into the yard to witness the total slug destruction, amazed at the slimy piles of slugs in the cans. Denunzio may need to use some expensive French beer in his traps, but if it keeps those slimy recedivists off his radishes, it will be worth the investment.

Anyone know the number for Anti-Pesto?