Nanoparticles Don't Scare Me, But They Give Me Nightmares
Someone asked me if I had read Prey by Michael Crichton. I have to admit I haven't, but I did check it out once from the library with every intention of inhaling it over a couple of cold, lonely, November weekends. As is usual in my life, work consumed me and I never got around to it. I read the jacket cover though, and I am sure I would enjoy spending some time in front of a gently crackling fire, a glass of 12-year old Glenfiddich in hand with some Pharaoh Sanders on the Hi-Fi, reading about the end of man. I liked the Andromeda Strain, as much for its technical and scientific accuracy as for its gripping examination of the psychology of scientists and physicians in extreme circumstances. But I don't lose sleep over the possibility of some alien virus falling to earth and nearly killing us all. Nanoparticles don't scare me either, but I do lose sleep over them all the time. Mostly I lay awake and mull over mistakes I made in lab, why my experiment failed, or what I need to get done in the morning. Sleep happens eventually, but never soon enough for me to get a solid 8 hours, which I need. After a few days of this in a row, the anxiety and stress have built up and sent me over the falls, so I drink myself to oblivion, get the sleep I need, and the process starts all over again. Maybe this is the nanoparticles plan, subtle and smart, to kill me off. Then again, I figure that I am in more danger from some suburban soccer mom in a very non-nanoscale Suburban on chatting on her cell-phone, yelling at her kids and not checking the cross traffic and making me into a human speed-bump, than anything that I work with. But who knows, maybe my core crosslinked nanoparticles are planning vengeance for cooking some of their mates with the 514 nm laser yesterday...

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I'd be more worried about the Ford Excursion too. If it comes down to it remember... your name is Hiram.
peace out treehugger,
DOX
BTW have you seen the housing prices in Bellingham lately, holy shit!
2:42 PM
The Ham is exploding. Seattle arrived shortly after we graduated. All the 30-40-something REI shoppers figured it out. It doesn't need an insdustry as long as it has a university. Viva la Ham! I'll be there in two weeks (enroute to glaciology conference in BC) and I promise to drink enough at Boundary Bay for all of yous.
I love grad school. I just scavenged the fridge of the Geology dept lounge and came up with a gourmet dinner of unclaimed, undated leftovers. I thought it was gonna be canned baked beans and yogurt. Instead, while slurping a Delmonte Fruit Cup and cleaning out anonymous cartons of chunky milk, decomposed lettuce, and litterally 8 wayward units of mayonaise I found some stellar selections. I won't mention the expiration dates of any of it, other than it would be illegal to give any of it the Katrina victims.
How about, freezer burnt chicken patties, some amazing unmoldy 3 month old bread (preservatives!), and a box of Jimmy Dean pre-cooked sausages! 1.5 months expired...whadya think? And what's this? A tupperware of semi moldy cheese I scavenged from a catered conference last week? Score! Trim the mold with my trusty swiss army knife, nuke the patties, rehydrate the crusty bread with excessive dijon mustard...Voila! My belly's full and good for another night of writing this confounded thesis!
The adult world might be comfortabe but I've got a sneaking suspicion it gets bland.
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