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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Where am I supposed to ride?

I was riding my red bicycle to work today and as I aimed to cross onto the bike path in Forest Park I had to navigate around a woman who had stopped her car in front of the handicap/ bicycle ramp. She was, of course, not going to make that free right onto Skinker at 7 am, and, since there was no damage to her car's rear-end I can assume that she wasn't pushed into the crosswalk and in front of the ramp. So why was she there? I can dimly recall something from driver's ed. About having to stop with ones bumper behind the white line of the crosswalk or the stop here line. Were I to ride my bicycle down the street, occupying my legally entitled lane, I am sure the woman would be very non-plussed about my moving at a sedate 20 mph and not the posted 35. So why would she make it difficult for me to access the bike path? I'd blame my early morning confusion on the lack of coffee... But its 5 and I am still confused.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have several options, here:
1)
Get in the normal lane of traffic, which you are equally legally entitled to, and pass her ass as you see fit.

2)
Pull up next to her and knock on her hood with your knucles to piss her off and get her attention. Then waver her ass back, indicating that she should get out of your way. If she rolls down her window to ask clarification, politely inform her that she is illegally blocking the bike lane and/or crosswalk. If she argues, unleash your mighty wind of profane explanation why she shouldn't be allowed to drive.

3)
Ala Landon, just bunny-hop over her stinky commuter-polluter and be on your merry way.

1:03 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sue her!

1:51 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flip her off and tell her your name is Hiram. Give her Hirams phone number and tell her if she has any other questions she can call, but you work nights so the hours of 3-5 am are best.
-DOX

5:15 PM

 

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